He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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