"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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