How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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