I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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