I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He did a backflip because drugs
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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