How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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