NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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