Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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