So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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