Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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