Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So vagazzling was a success
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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