It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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