Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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