THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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