i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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