That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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