so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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