She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
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she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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