I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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