maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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