Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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