Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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