That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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