loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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