Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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