let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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