hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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