he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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