awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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