drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Shame - the story of my life.
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