Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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