Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
no, he came in my armpit
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
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we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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