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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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  The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!

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• (650): View more from California

  Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?

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• (415): View more from California

  After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  So this bar tattoo not looking that great now

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry

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