That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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