What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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