Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I love you.
Bad choice
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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