i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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