I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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