You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize