I cockslap morals
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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