My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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