That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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