the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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