so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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