I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Randomize
