doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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