problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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