i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
high people should be assigned attendants
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Randomize