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  with your own penis?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  New invention idea: vibrating tampons

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  the only muscles i have these days is kegels

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".

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• (408): View more from California

  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.

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