They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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