Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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