Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
