it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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