He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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