u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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