I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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