dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
