i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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